Despite England's Aggressive Cricket's Collapse, the Barmy Army's Band of Ashes Veterans Stands Firm.

Take heart, fan. England's team may be heading into the third Ashes Test now 2-0 down, but not all within the England setup is deterred. There is one collective ideally equipped for these circumstances, a dedicated unit who are arguably the ultimate experts in defeat. Is optimism crushed? Do you feel the weight beneath the pressure of unmet expectation? Then it's time, enlist with the Barmy Army.

Advance Guard Move In on an Formation Site

Already, their advance guard are gathering in Adelaide, the city where they officially formed 30 years ago. England's best-known – and for their size noisiest – tourist followers will be hoping for an triumphant anniversary upset, reminiscent of the one they witnessed on that mid-90s tour. Furthermore whatever happens on the pitch, in the stands and bars the revelries will be protracted and hearty.

"The cricket's been extremely disappointing," he admits, "but we're the blessed group, because we're on holiday. It's perhaps harder for the people at home."

Despite a spectacular team failure doesn't trouble this group of hardened veterans. They've been watching England's innings meltdowns since prior to a new generation were born. They've observed more dropped catches than some bowlers have international dismissals. Their touring history as an Ashes touring group reads: contested many, lost often, won seldom. If anyone knows how to weather a clean sweep, that would be the long-standing fans.

A Ever-Present Presence On Screen

Without a doubt, if you're watching, the Barmy Army are seen to be everywhere during this Ashes. Australian cameras at the grounds sometimes appear keener to feature the Barmies than in their own fans. TV partners often use them as atmosphere-building prelude to a day's play. Remarkably the athletes on the field are heralding them, with someone clad as a king starting a chorus of a well-known tune.

From Backpackers to Pillar

One could argue that the Barmy Army's combination of endurance and omnipresence has now masked quite how stunning their rise of tourist following has been. In the early 1990s a handful followers were united in wry self-deprecation at England's dismal away record. In the present day their reputation is so linked with the men's Test side that their colourful, "unique" crowd is practically part of the furniture. They've definitely come a far since the initial chants.

One original can picture the buoyant hope of the series start of that pioneering tour. After the opposition making a strong start, he started a six-person conga in the stands, winding up the Australian supporters with a tune about historical figures. "Local crowds hurled abuse at us, then threw plastic cups – the stuff that we sometimes receive today," he recalls. "But when we got back our small band of England followers had all taken part."

Earning Acclaim In the Dressing Room

After a loss, England's tour continued to struggle. Any supporter following the team around the country was considered truly dedicated. As the tour reached the later Tests their crowd had swelled to the hundreds. The players, however, came to value their support at the grounds. When England managed a notable triumph, a star invited a fan leader up to the team balcony to direct the celebrations. Such camaraderie has endured.

An Changing Business

But then, the significant volume the Barmy Army can muster are as attractive to the English game as they are to international stadiums. For this series alone, their official tours will accommodate thousands of supporters. Numerous celebrations are planned for the 30th anniversary.

This is, after all, an entity born of love for the game and commercial nous. The explanation they trace their origin to a particular match is because that was when they started selling branded clothing. The short initial run was so instantly popular – and financially rewarding – that it launched a commercial operation. Since then, the driving forces have helped turn a group of mates into an respected sports tourism business.

Modern Challenges

That carries its own issues, particularly at a time when sport is trying to lose some of its lads-lads-lads image. The Barmy Army's management are keen to point out that a significant portion of their travelling fans are now female. As norms evolve, the chants have had to get cleaner, too. "Language that were common 30 years ago you can no longer say, and that's correct," says a director. "It's not possible to tell someone how to behave individually, but we won't support songs that are insulting."

{A Quieter Future?

Might the Barmy Army mellow naturally? The average supporter age is now nearing their fifth decade – similar to the pioneers, who have been happy to withdraw from the management. One founder is experiencing this tour purely as a punter – leaving young professionals to run the Barmy Army's social media. "It's easy to overlook how difficult it used to be to organise with each other," he chuckles. "Our method was all by meeting up – 'everyone's going to the pub!'"

Regarding this Ashes series, the unlikely scenario of a series victory remains alive, which is very mid-90s indeed. Should England are defeated in Adelaide … well, the next tour looks nice.

Ashley Shields
Ashley Shields

A semiconductor engineer with over a decade of experience in solid state device research and industry analysis.